Writing to You From Another Dimension!

I know you're all sick of my excuses, but I've been very busy today, working on grad school applications and volunteering, and before that, sleeping til noon. Anyway, now I'm at my parents' house, where I had planned to write you a beautiful, eloquent post, a treatise on the inherent goodness of man and how we can nurture it in order to achieve world peace. Unfortunately, all the computers in this place are down with some kind of cyber-flu, so I'm reduced to typing this out ONE LETTER AT A TIME on my brother's iphone. Do I sound more sophisticated than usual? Because it has taken me 9 decadent hours to type this all out. This is what luxury feels like, people. Like a thumb cramp.