I'm sure that what I'm about to share goes without saying, but that's never stopped me before, so here you are:
I'm pretty sure that if/when I get married, I will cry the ENTIRE TIME. I used to think that I was stronger than that, but the more I reflect on my personality and the nature of weddings in general (due to wedding-themed programming on Style and We), the more convinced I become that it's inevitable. I'll cry all the way down the aisle, throughout the vows, and the whole way out of the church. I'll sob through toasts, weep while dancing, and blow my nose all over the cake. Instead of wearing a veil, I'll have a splash guard installed around my head. My bouquet will be made of Kleenex. Rather than getting my makeup done, I'll just have my face sprayed down in some sort of waterproof coating. What do you call that stuff they use to protect decks and porches?
I'm sure that these will seem like unorthodox choices to some, but if I've learned anything from multiple viewings of Bridezillas, it's that my wedding day will be MY DAY!!, which means that EVERYTHING MUST BE THE WAY I WANT IT!!
(Was that scary enough? I figure it's never too soon to start practicing for my Mandatory Wedding-Related Mental Unhinging.)
2 comments:
Weddings aren't that bad, you just have to make everyone else do the work for you.....aaahahaaha. I think the worst part is that I don't even care if things go my way, i'm worried about what everyone else thinks. >.<
Aw, you shouldn't worry about what everyone else thinks... it's YOUR DAY!!! ;)
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