Paraphrased, But You Get The Idea

Here's what my life has been like this week...

Me: *Grumble grumble, bitch, moan, hateful harpy, argh.*
Lee: So... it's getting to be that time of the month, huh?

And all I can do is hang my head, because he's totally right. It's things like this that make my inner feminist want to punch me in the face.