I'm So Cool

You know you spend too much time on the internet when you start to tell someone a story about something that happened to "your friend," only to realize halfway through that you're actually telling a story about a blogger you've never met.

One Liner

I tried to fight my addiction to Google calendar, but when it came time to schedule my rehab visit, I relapsed.


(See also: instant rim shot?)

One Liner

Pop music: music that you kind of hate, even as you're singing along with it; alternately, music that you can't help but sing along with, even as you claim to hate it.